a Perfect face reveal
My alt blog, imperfect has been the talk of the town lately. So, with me revealing that I was actually behind unstory this whole time, I want to come out and say it here as well: I'm also the person behind Perfect.
The original, incredibly salty response post i made? Fake. Not real. I made it all up.
As I've already proven, I'm quite the capable actor. What a better way to spread my surface area than to even bring my own haters on my side? It may seem quite vapid and insincere to be so utterly contrarian at every step, but
Now, you may be asking yourself why i referred to imperfect as my "sideblog". It's quite simple, really. It effectively is.
Truth is, all of my blogposts started out as summaries just like the ones published on this very blog. Once its time to publish, i simply pad the length a little, usually by adding plenty of rhetorical questions, and stretching out that first sentence into one or two paragraphs repeatedly stating the same point.
I mean, just look at what I've written on unstory:
"Member who sends 100 emails or writes 100 posts doesn't have 100 things to say. He has one thing to say 100 times.".
Would a person like that really run a blog with such painful amounts of padding? The posts I've written over on imperfect are obviously all satire. I'm making fun of a very particular kind of person. And I am nothing if not committed to the bit.
I thought people would catch on by now?
I'm amazed noone has, with how far i was pushing things, posting stuff like this.
But it's been so long, i do kind of feel the need to drop the mask, so to speak. At least on here. I'll still keep the bit going over on imperfect, in case you all somehow don't catch on still.